Sunday, July 5, 2009

Just The Facts, Ma'am

I am still in love with a Crossdresser.

Sometimes I come home to Angelina Jolie. Sometimes I come home to Jesus. Either way I win.

I gave up cigarettes, sugar, and caffeine.

There is power in purity once you lose the compulsion to kill people.

I lost 15 pounds.

By my birthday, I hope to be a hot mess with blond hair and a red Miata.

I've been watching a lot of porn.

It turns me on if the girls are pretty and the men are old, unattractive and seem desperate.

I wrote a letter to my mother and told her I forgave her.

My daughter and Sadie my dog left me for another parent.

She shows up when she needs stuff.

I have completely spoiled Sirena-she is no longer dog but an Imperial Goddess.

I'm studying Buddhism.

Since giving up my bad habits I no longer fear death.

I rock at work.

Finally I am seen as more of an element than an employee.

I have a new favorite artist named Ray Caesar.
There are a few theories behind his work but mostly I like to think they are not children-but parasites.
I love Lady Gaga.
Crossdresser's Girlfriend is 30% Lady Gaga, 70% Margaret Cho minus hot Asian attributes.
I'm dying to make out with someone strange and cheeky.
When are you coming over?


chrissie said...

Glad to see you're on form, cariad..!!

Lots of love

Stephanie said...

WOW! You don't hear from a girl for awhile, and then when you do, she's gone through some cha, cha, cha, changes. Good to see your kickin' it!

Lynn Jones said...

You gave up on the cigs, caffine *and* sugar. Please tell me they gave you a medal. :)

Welcome back, BTW.

The Crossdresser's Girlfriend said...

No metal yet.

Jaye Schmus said...

I don't know about the Miata, but if you were blond, then you wouldn't be a hot mess with red hair, which is infinitely sexier, at least to me. It's nice to see you back.